Protein Powder Enthusiast Gifts

'Dude, you better get outta' my whey.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Skier flying past mountains

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

Protein Powder Irony

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

The Wonder Gym.

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

'Stinkin low carb housing.'

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

"If I were you I'd cut down on the protein supplements."

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

The Atkins Diet.

I'm sick and tired of this low carb diet.

Bunny Slope

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

'No whey, Jose!'

'He started acting like this about a week after beginning fish oil supplements,'

'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'

Less curds, more whey. Middle-aged Miss Muffet.

"They call me wicked but knights are my only source of protein."