Black Powder Enthusiast Gifts

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

How Amazon was invented

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Skier flying past mountains

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

"Smite him, my son!"

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."