Fresh Powder Fanatic Gifts

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Planting veggies

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"Here's the problem."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Blend Schools

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Skier flying past mountains

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Man on Stilts in a Market

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

Baker

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

'I's nice! Fresh eggs, fresh milk and...fresh books.'

Brush your teeth!

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

The sea salt here is so authentic.

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

' Police investigating the theft of sixty cases of custard powder have released this photofit of a man they'd like to question.'

Farmers Market. These fresh vegetables are phenomenal! It's uncanny!

Bunny Slope

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

Fresh Fish Tacos

"If I were you I'd cut down on the protein supplements."

Before picking up a date, Doug always tested his breath on a canary that he kept in the car.