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"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

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"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Spoiler alert."

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"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

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Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

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Amanda Seyfried

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

A Woman Holds Up a TV Guide.

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

"The season finale of the world is near."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

Steven Colbert

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"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

Falling Rock

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'