Preparation Junkie Gifts

If someone in your life prides themselves on being impeccably prepared, our collection offers humorous and charming gifts that match their meticulous nature. From stylish mugs to clever t-shirts, find a way to honor their dedication to planning and readiness. These products celebrate their love for organization, packed with fun and personality to brighten their day.

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"We have no funding for disasters that have not yet happened..."

"We have no funding for disasters that have not yet happened..." mockup

"We have no funding for disasters that have not yet happened..."

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'You've hit the fitness plateau.' mockup

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

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'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?' mockup

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

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Homo Gamus

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'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!' mockup

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

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Fast Food Menu Selections

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"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ." mockup

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

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'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!' mockup

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

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Nutrition-Free Diet

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"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!" mockup

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

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The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special! mockup

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

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'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...' mockup

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

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'Bacon-butties are my favourite!' mockup

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

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'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.' mockup

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

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"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves." mockup

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

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'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.' mockup

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

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End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality. mockup

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

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'At least he's honest.'

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'George always was a hog for fast food.'

'George always was a hog for fast food.' mockup

'George always was a hog for fast food.'

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"It's time to get the couch gutters cleaned again."

"It's time to get the couch gutters cleaned again." mockup

"It's time to get the couch gutters cleaned again."

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'We can't keep living in the fast-food lane.'

'We can't keep living in the fast-food lane.' mockup

'We can't keep living in the fast-food lane.'

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"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?" mockup

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

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'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?' mockup

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

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'Sure hope this doesn't give me heartburn. . .'

'Sure hope this doesn't give me heartburn. . .' mockup

'Sure hope this doesn't give me heartburn. . .'

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"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues." mockup

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

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Woman with exercise bike

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Couch potato.

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"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience." mockup

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

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Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits mockup

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

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"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young." mockup

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

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Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods. mockup

Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods.

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Pizza-Matic

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Preparation Junkie Gifts Collection

Preparation Junkie Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for more funny and thoughtful designs celebrating the preparation junkie in your life.

Preparation Junkie Pillows

Browse our pillows to find the perfect comfy accent that celebrates their love for planning.

Preparation Junkie Prints

Check out our prints for stylish decor that highlights their passion for staying prepared in a fun way.

Preparation Junkie T-Shirts

Discover our t-shirts collection for apparel that captures their dedication to being prepared and organized.