"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"
Powder Junkie Mugs
Kickstart their day with a mug that celebrates their love for powdery energy—whether it's coffee, protein shakes, or supplements. Fun, bold, and personality-packed, our mugs are a great gift for your powder junkie.
Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference
Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.
"Was that my pager or yours?"
'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.
"Spoiler alert."
100 best beheadings
"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."
Movies vs. Films
Eva Mendez
Midwest Winter Items.
Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.
True Story Movie
Skier flying past mountains
Amanda Seyfried
"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."
A Woman Holds Up a TV Guide.
"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."
'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'
'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'
'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'
"The season finale of the world is near."
Skier leaves his skis behind.
"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."
A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .
Steven Colbert
Stop Staring at Me!
"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."
"Let's give those new bulbs a try."
Falling Rock
"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."
"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."
'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'
Powder Junkie Mugs Collection
Powder Junkie Pillows
Check out our playful pillows designed for powder aficionados. Add comfort and humor to their space with these personalized, fun decor items.
Powder Junkie Prints
Decorate their walls with vibrant, powder-inspired prints that celebrate their energetic lifestyle. A great gift for any powder lover.
Powder Junkie T-Shirts
Discover funny and stylish t-shirts for your powder junkie. Perfect for workouts, casual outings, or just showing off their love for all things powdery.