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"I've got a bad feeling about this."

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"Was that my pager or yours?"

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"Spoiler alert."

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"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

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"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

A Woman Holds Up a TV Guide.

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

"The season finale of the world is near."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

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"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

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"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'