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'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Newt sale

"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Rocket and Witch Race

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Witch's Brew.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Juggler and Illusionist

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'