Peaceful Powder Chaser Gifts

British/French Rivalry.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

Frank Zappa

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Sea of Tranquillity

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

'I finally got in touch with my true inner self, and he's as bad as I am.'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

Rugby golden oldies.

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Cosmic Ray

'Do you ever get the feeling that true inner peace is more darn trouble than it's worth?'

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

Before and After Tattoos.

"I used to work for a pirate, but I had seasickness problems."

And the enchanting sound of running water.

School of Meditation. They put me in an accelerated class --- My mind is already empty!

Timmy felt calm among the Redwoods.

'Here it comes.'

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

'It's quiet now but just you wait until the season starts.'

"It's a franchise."

"Here we are in Jackson Hole and our luggage went to Hawaii!"

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'