Peaceful Powder Chaser T-Shirts

British/French Rivalry.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

'I finally got in touch with my true inner self, and he's as bad as I am.'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

Sea of Tranquillity

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

Rugby golden oldies.

Cosmic Ray

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Do you ever get the feeling that true inner peace is more darn trouble than it's worth?'

Before and After Tattoos.

"I used to work for a pirate, but I had seasickness problems."

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

Timmy felt calm among the Redwoods.

And the enchanting sound of running water.

'Here it comes.'

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

'It's quiet now but just you wait until the season starts.'

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

"It's a franchise."

"Here we are in Jackson Hole and our luggage went to Hawaii!"

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'