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Sea of Tranquillity

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Crowded Ice Fishing

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

Like all of us, he asked many different questions throughout his life.

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"Don't let old age get you down. It's too difficult to get up again."

'I finally got in touch with my true inner self, and he's as bad as I am.'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

'I climbed all the way up here to learn the meaning of life from a cat?!'