Peace Of Mind Pursuer T-Shirts

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

She required plenty of personal space.

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Noise Pollution

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'Follow that cab!'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Once more, with fury."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

When I make it, I like to see it.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

Sea of Tranquillity

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Working from Om

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'