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'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"I've got him on vibrate."

Large Print Librarian.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"... but this is Emily Dickinson and that's a car alarm!"

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

Timmy felt calm among the Redwoods.

"I used to work for a pirate, but I had seasickness problems."

And the enchanting sound of running water.

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"There goes Daddy to the park again! And do you know what he does in the park? He sits! That's what he does. He sits! He goes to the park and just sits!"

Introvert Career Faire.

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

'It's quiet now but just you wait until the season starts.'

'I never wanted a dishwasher. I find the best place to get some peace from my teenagers is the kitchen when the sink is full of dirty dishes.'