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'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"I've got him on vibrate."

Large Print Librarian.

"... but this is Emily Dickinson and that's a car alarm!"

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

'Cuckoo!' (Silent Cuckoo in Monastery).

"There goes Daddy to the park again! And do you know what he does in the park? He sits! That's what he does. He sits! He goes to the park and just sits!"

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

And the enchanting sound of running water.

Timmy felt calm among the Redwoods.

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

It's so quiet here, now that the goldfish is gone.

School of Meditation. They put me in an accelerated class --- My mind is already empty!

"I used to work for a pirate, but I had seasickness problems."

Introvert Career Faire.

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

'It's quiet now but just you wait until the season starts.'

'I'm enjoying being unplugged.'