Quiet Life Explorers T-Shirts

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Great, now we're lost."

'In denial and loving it!'

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

OOOOOH! That's how it works!

No Smoking in the Castle

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

'Unfortunately, I can't sneak out at night without my Mum noticing...'

"I'm all for the quiet life but she keeps rattling on all day long."

'I miss the hurly, but not the burly.'

2010 festival guide - get stoned, come home.

Two youths

Another sleepy one town horse.

'I live in quiet desperation - it was either that or Tunbridge Wells.'

"I'm lost!"

'I'm sure there's a lesson here somewhere, but I don't know what it is. Oh well...let's go up to that cool light.'

'Anything else you'd like to talk about, but can't - besides the vow of silence?'

"We could be lost and not even know it."

'Noise abatement society' demonstration.

Man discovers armchair at mountain top.

Middle Aged Spread.

"The tumble weed probably set it off."

"You know what, I hate speedboat and jetski riders, but I like kayakers..."