Quiet Life Explorers Prints

'Cuckoo!' (Silent Cuckoo in Monastery).

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"Great, now we're lost."

'In denial and loving it!'

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

Look! A white-breasted nuthatch. There's a red-headed woodpecker. And a black-capped chickadee. Quiet! What's she see? A white-breasted black-capped redhead. Shh! Don't disturb his habitat!

OOOOOH! That's how it works!

No Smoking in the Castle

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

'Unfortunately, I can't sneak out at night without my Mum noticing...'

"Your parking meter is expired, your license is expired, your plates are expired, your city sticker is expired, your insurance is expired, your library card is expired..."

"I'm all for the quiet life but she keeps rattling on all day long."

'I miss the hurly, but not the burly.'

2010 festival guide - get stoned, come home.

Two youths

Another sleepy one town horse.

'I live in quiet desperation - it was either that or Tunbridge Wells.'

"I'm lost!"

Ernie's idea of "living off the land" is to rent a houseboat!

'I'm sure there's a lesson here somewhere, but I don't know what it is. Oh well...let's go up to that cool light.'

'Anything else you'd like to talk about, but can't - besides the vow of silence?'

"We could be lost and not even know it."

'Noise abatement society' demonstration.

Man discovers armchair at mountain top.

Middle Aged Spread.

"The tumble weed probably set it off."

Do you realize that more than half of adult American women are not married? A fascinating statistic. Lots of implications. The main one is: If you can't get a date you're a huge loser. Have a nice day, loser. Have a lousy day yourself.

"You know what, I hate speedboat and jetski riders, but I like kayakers..."