Snow Junkie Gifts

Midwest Winter Items.

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"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Bless You."

Frosting the Snowman

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Bunny Hill

How to fight a vampire snowman

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"