Snow Junkie Pillows

Midwest Winter Items.

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"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Bless You."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

How to fight a vampire snowman

Bunny Hill

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."