Snowy Escapades Junkie Pillows

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and forgot the freaking sleds.'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Midwest Winter Items.

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Fetching some fuel.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Running out of Gas.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

Tight Rope Ski Lift

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

Cross-Country Sledding

Toboggan Hitchhiker

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

Taxi

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

Say, I just had a thought

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

Skiing

Ski-ers.

Again, that's yours.