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'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and forgot the freaking sleds.'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Midwest Winter Items.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Fetching some fuel.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Running out of Gas.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

Cross-Country Sledding

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

Taxi

Skiing

Ski-ers.

'First time skiing?'