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"What the ... this is rootbeer."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Winter Weather.

Ice Skater

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'It is too snowing!'

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Oi to the world!

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Toboggan Hitchhiker

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

'Where's everybody?'

Skiing

Ski lodge health care team.

'The Polar Bear Dining Club'

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

Eskimo pram

Malik And The Beast

'I was built by texters.'

Child builds themselves a sled.

A snowman is about to eat his nose.

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

Sledding

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

"I thought you could do with a bit of hot chocolate."

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

"...and doughnuts?!"

Pony Ride in the Snow

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

'Three long shrill blasts...? Oh, yeah...Three months of grey skies and extreme windchills...'

'Say, Fred...'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

The First Frozen Embryos.