Snow Adventure Lover Pillows

"On the upside, I've discovered the location of the antarctic's missing snow pack."

Skier chasing his skis down the slope.

Eskimo pram

Malik And The Beast

You Are Here

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

Giant Snowflake.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Skiing

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

How to fight a vampire snowman

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."