Protein Powder Pro Gifts

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Queen of Quinoa

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Skier flying past mountains

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

The Wonder Gym.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

'Ed, writing 'Show me a case where it 'aint so' is not only improper grammar, it's also an improper geometric proof.'

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"If I were you I'd cut down on the protein supplements."

"It's five thirty. Time to go home."

Bunny Slope

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"Gretzky shoots from three-point land for the extra point..." "Idiot"

"They call me wicked but knights are my only source of protein."

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

'Dude, you better get outta' my whey.'

Skiers

I love snowboarding!

'It's nice to have a job with a bit of security.'

Watchdog Maddoff Type Fraud Schemes.

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'