Powder Hounds Pillows

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Skier flying past mountains

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

A dog reads a newspaper

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

Beware of dog...poop.

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

'What's my fortune then?!

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

"Jack Russell?"

Bunny Slope

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"If I were you I'd cut down on the protein supplements."

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

'Here it comes.'

Ski cannon.

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'Is the information fresh?'

'At least he won't catch a cold this winter.'

"Here we are in Jackson Hole and our luggage went to Hawaii!"

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

The New York Review of Weather.

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'