Protein Powder Aficionado T-Shirts

"If I were you I'd cut down on the protein supplements."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

Protein Powder Irony

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

The Wonder Gym.

Manager.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

The Atkins Diet.

I'm sick and tired of this low carb diet.

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

'No whey, Jose!'

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

Alternative medicine - some of its remedies are possibly nothing more than snake oil

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

"It's over between kale and me -- I've moved onto sorrel."

"They call me wicked but knights are my only source of protein."

"I'm thinking of lowering your dosage of Omega Fish Oil."

"I clawed my way to the top."

'Dude, you better get outta' my whey.'