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"If I were you I'd cut down on the protein supplements."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Protein Powder Irony

The Wonder Gym.

Manager.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

'Stinkin low carb housing.'

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

The Atkins Diet.

'No whey, Jose!'

'The plan is to re-establish confidence in my leadership abilities.'

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

I'm sick and tired of this low carb diet.

Alternative medicine - some of its remedies are possibly nothing more than snake oil

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

'He started acting like this about a week after beginning fish oil supplements,'

Less curds, more whey. Middle-aged Miss Muffet.

"I'm thinking of lowering your dosage of Omega Fish Oil."

"They call me wicked but knights are my only source of protein."

"It's over between kale and me -- I've moved onto sorrel."

'Dude, you better get outta' my whey.'