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'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"If we're high in protein, why are we so small?"

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

I'm sick and tired of this low carb diet.

The Atkins Diet.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Protein Powder Irony

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"His prose is so muscular."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."