Cozy Winters Gifts

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Pyjama party

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Let it go, Amy.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

PJ Parties

Night Life: L.A.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'Isn't it great?!'

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'

'I missed the ending - why didn't you wake us up?'

New for Fall

Seemed like winter would never end.

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

"Can I join you until spring?"

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

Death warmed up

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!"

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"