Colorful Portrait Fan Mugs

Kobe Bryant

Champagne

Advocado

bird interprets modern art

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Masquerade

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

About the potter.

Viggo Mortensen

I Heart Juggling

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

'Ice cream parlour.'

Clown Painting in Museum

Alberto Giacometti.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

Miguel Ferrer

"I thought dressing up as a pirate would be more fun than this."

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

Frederick Robinson

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

'Hee hee hee! Where are some children I can fatten up with candy?'

"Wow, you're dressed to kill."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

'I joined the Star Wars Church. We get the same results as all the major religions but we get to dress up in cool costumes!'

Costume Party.