Constitution Fan Gifts

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

Britannia Endangered by Radical Reform

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

"This is against our better judgment, but we'll word it so you can keep your little pistol."

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

'The election campaign wasn't so bad -- the rough part was swearing to uphold the Constitution.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

The Da Vinci Cod

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Ms. Rusmore

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Antonin Scalia

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

Donald Trump and US Democracy

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

Rembrandt's Selfies

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

Easter bunny Island.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

"Senator Ted Cruzolini"

"There's nothing in the constitution that guarantees women the right to choose air."