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Donald Trump and US Democracy

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Archival Warfare

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

That might not work, EU...

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

'Look...a fresh one!'

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

Antonin Scalia

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

Just What the Founders Had in Mind

"When asked about the impeachment hearings today, President Donald Trump said. . ."

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

"There's nothing in the constitution that guarantees women the right to choose air."

'Look ... A fresh one!'

Barack Obama