First Amendment Fan Gifts

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

'My rationale for 'obscene' profits is they're protected under the first amendment, so why not go for it?'

Soldier armed with a pen.

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

Power in our Democracy: The Vote

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

That might not work, EU...

"What? You like political cartoons??! You won't get a visa!"

Donald Trump and US Democracy

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

NRA vows to stop senseless shootings: 'But we're keeping the sensible ones....'

The Fast and Furious Program, which was aimed at the Second Amendment, backfires in the face of the Department of Justice.

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

Hello, Mary Popmedia. Who do you think you are? A citizen journalist. Ha. You have no training, no experience. What gives you the right? The first amendment! Or is it the second amendment? I have the experience to look up the answer.

Trump's Twitter Row

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

'They're individual cheese slices, Harry. We knew that sooner or later they would want to go free.'

"I'm all for the right of free expression just as long as it doesn't offend my delicate sensibilities..."

'I'm retiring to spend more time with my military assault weapons.'

'List the constitutional amendments in any order? Hmmm ... 4th, 10th ... Ummmm ... 6th, 8th, 5th, ... '

"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."

These are the quills used to sign the Declaration of Independence! The founding feathers!

'It's time to arm the fetuses!'

"You know, if she weren't part of a well-regulated militia I'd be a little nervous."

Freedom of Speech: $2.50 per minute.

Britannia Endangered by Radical Reform

Statue of Liberty gets sprayed.

'We gotta find them crazy bastuds that ain't safe with guns, and take 'em out!'

Why American will never have tougher gun control laws. . .

Bob loses his right to bare arms.