First Amendment Fanatic Gifts

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Archival Warfare

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

First Prize!

Signing the declaration of independence.

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

Just What the Founders Had in Mind

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

NRA vows to stop senseless shootings: 'But we're keeping the sensible ones....'

The Fast and Furious Program, which was aimed at the Second Amendment, backfires in the face of the Department of Justice.

Uncle Sam dumping the U.S Constitution over a cliff

American Supreme Court

Trump's Twitter Row

'Oh-oh - this next case is about hate speech in the Constitution.'

Hello, Mary Popmedia. Who do you think you are? A citizen journalist. Ha. You have no training, no experience. What gives you the right? The first amendment! Or is it the second amendment? I have the experience to look up the answer.

Republicans & Constitution

Obama & Constitution

'I'm retiring to spend more time with my military assault weapons.'

"I'm all for the right of free expression just as long as it doesn't offend my delicate sensibilities..."

'This 'Law of the Jungle'...can't we tack some amendments onto it?'

R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

'List the constitutional amendments in any order? Hmmm ... 4th, 10th ... Ummmm ... 6th, 8th, 5th, ... '

'Are these your civil liberties, Sonny?'

"Hey, the Constitution isn't engraved in stone."

"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."

"You know, if she weren't part of a well-regulated militia I'd be a little nervous."

'It's time to arm the fetuses!'

'I love you, Mom, but I'm going to live with the Obamas now and be the first son.'

Freedom of Speech: $2.50 per minute.

What're the old folks doing? Sadie's putting Uncle Mort on a regimen. They're always trying to put us on regimens. The last one told me Five times a day, and no more. So I cut her loose. If a man wants to floss ten times a day, it's what he's gotta do. Only one organized protest a day? Lady, you're cramping my style. You've hit your quota for back-talking.