Concession Stand Fan Gifts

Wieners & losers

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

En garde!

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Canine Comedians

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Jokes machine.

'Have you been working out?'

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Michael McIntyre.

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Easter bunny Island.

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

En-guard dog.

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Acupuncture.

Porcupines fencing with quills.

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.