Concession Stand Fan Mugs

Wieners & losers

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

En garde!

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Canine Comedians

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Jokes machine.

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

'Have you been working out?'

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

Easter bunny Island.

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

En-guard dog.

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

Acupuncture.

Porcupines fencing with quills.