Produce Stand Fan Mugs

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Yoyo sheep

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

"We raise our beef humanely."

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.