Produce Stand Fan Gifts

Fresh produce. Potatoes. Alternate roots.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Yoyo sheep

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"If you want a balanced meal, you gotta plant in top soil, and rotate the crops."

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'I told her not to follow me!'

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

"We raise our beef humanely."

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."