Taco Stand Fan Mugs

"See? Now there's a great example of adaptability."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Canine Comedians

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

TV Chef Cooking Range

Jokes machine.

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"I love my luvvie."

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

Easter bunny Island.

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"