Taco Stand Fan Gifts

"See? Now there's a great example of adaptability."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Canine Comedians

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Jokes machine.

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Man Ray

TV Chef Cooking Range

"I love my luvvie."

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Michael McIntyre.

Easter bunny Island.

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."