Personal Organizer Fan Pillows

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Non-Humble Pie.

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Tortoise polishing his shell

Your job...is to make sure nothing ever gets to this desk

Hairstyles

"Does it come with magnets?"

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

Hole Sale

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Rep-Tiles.

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

'I'ld like to return my Junk Male.'

Folded up newspaper called The Origami Times.

' I don't care if their ad says they stand behind every bed they sell, I want him out of here...'

"Well, then, if and when you do consider moving, would you let us know?"