Home Organization Fan Pillows

'Don't bother your father. He tried to fold a fitted sheet.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Interior design trends for parents....

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

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Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Raptures

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"There's more inside."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Acclaimed mother.

Moving in

Washing Line Walker

Family working together

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

'I've misplaced everything.'

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"