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'Don't bother your father. He tried to fold a fitted sheet.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Interior design trends for parents....

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Raptures

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Fittd shēt

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"There's more inside."

Washing Line Walker

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Moving in

Acclaimed mother.

Family working together

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

'I've misplaced everything.'

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"