Pick-your-own Fan Pillows

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

Election 2020

"Mine's camper."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Closet.

"Travel changed me."

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

"I'll be working remotely today."

Street violinists unknowingly plays a concert.

Now! That's very good sweety!

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

'No, not disappointed - I think I just hadn't realised the meaning of the term kitchen island.'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

'I got Norman a personalised number plate that reflects character.' NON NTT

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

"He has just discovered that he's not going to turn into a beautiful butterfly!"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

Santa's computer used its own unique operating system.

PYO Dusky Maiden.

"Why would I put my name on my car?"

Large breasted lady with a tshirt caption - "Hands off!"

'Eenie,meeni,mini,mo...'

Numskull