Pick-your-own Fan Prints

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

Election 2020

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

Closet.

"Travel changed me."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

Now! That's very good sweety!

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

Street violinists unknowingly plays a concert.

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

'No, not disappointed - I think I just hadn't realised the meaning of the term kitchen island.'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

"He has just discovered that he's not going to turn into a beautiful butterfly!"

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

'I got Norman a personalised number plate that reflects character.' NON NTT

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

'Eenie,meeni,mini,mo...'

PYO Dusky Maiden.

Large breasted lady with a tshirt caption - "Hands off!"

Numskull

Vanity plate