Diy Fans Prints

Now! That's very good sweety!

"He's having a hard time finding work."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Desert Island Mishap

A baby using a heavy duty drill

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

A cock up of builders

'arrrgh! home haircut disaster.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Shall I kiss it better?"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"My Dad made it himself but I get the feeling he's never seen 'Iron Man'."

Closet.

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Mower Repair

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

How to make your own snickers bar

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

"The carpet really brings the room together."

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Dog with chew toy.

'No, not disappointed - I think I just hadn't realised the meaning of the term kitchen island.'

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

'That's not going to start the car.'

Library DIY Section

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.