Diy Fans Pillows

Now! That's very good sweety!

"He's having a hard time finding work."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Desert Island Mishap

A baby using a heavy duty drill

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

A cock up of builders

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'arrrgh! home haircut disaster.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Shall I kiss it better?"

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Mower Repair

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Closet.

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Dog with chew toy.

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"The carpet really brings the room together."

'No, not disappointed - I think I just hadn't realised the meaning of the term kitchen island.'

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

Impossicle.

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

'That's not going to start the car.'