Homemade Costume Fan Pillows

"My Dad made it himself but I get the feeling he's never seen 'Iron Man'."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Desert Island Mishap

I want to hold your hand

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Masquerade

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

Viggo Mortensen

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'arrrgh! home haircut disaster.'

The rest of the herd were not amused.

Alberto Giacometti.

Leonard Nimoy

"Shall I kiss it better?"

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

A very rare color photo of Abraham Lincoln

Boy George.

Miguel Ferrer

Butterfly Woman

No Shoes, No Service.

Three women dancing

Closet.

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

Lute