Diy Costume Maker Pillows

"I put the whole thing together with my mom’s health care statements – pretty scary, huh?"

Remote control pirate bully

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Demure lady with gloves

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Mardi Gras

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Tut and Carmen.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The height of fashion in 1796

Bear Costume

Victorian Lady

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Pirate

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Dead Funny

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I was almost that last year."