Costume Creator Pillows

Halloween - Costume Decisions.

Suddenly Josh's mom's efforts with his costume seemed entirely inadequate

Quit drinking, sobered up and dedicated his life to helping others. All thanks to the 12-stitch program.

'Lick or treat!'

'I'm a pilgrim in the Thanksgiving play. I need a paper hat and a wild turkey by Friday.'

"It just isn't Halloween unless you push your body to the brink of diabetes."

'Wearing a pumpkin isn't bad, but the candle makes it hot.'

'Do you think that will fool the repo man?'

Penguin Party - 'Formal? Damn it Kevin, you told me it was fancy dress!'

'If you're out of candy we accept all major credit cards.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Ice road trucker Halloween costume.

The cost of Halloween.

'Jeepers creepers Billy. Can you wait until Halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.'

Fried Egg

Epic Battles

'Armor Repair, Free Estimate.'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Where's your sack?"

Dragonfly

Halloween Bummer: Lady giving out pennies

"Wow, that's the worst case of chicken pox I've ever seen!"

"Have you seen the pillowcases Russell?"

Honey Costume

Witches

"Trick or Tweet!"

"No, it's Halloween again and this year it's my turn to wear the costume and make you guess!"

"Trick or Trea..."

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

Moustached gentleman

"Wait a minute, aren't you our dog?"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Candy Corn Dracula

Joan of Arch