Costume Designer Pillows

"Yes, it's a golden age-or would be, if we weren't all swarming with lice."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Well, one of us has screwed up!'

Women's Fashion

'Mister Benn.'

'Can I have a bigger bulge please...!'

Sew on a sequin!

Maid

Oops

Pirate and maiden

Christmas Hat Tree

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

Ladies turn up to a party in crinolines

"Is there a seamstress present?"

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

Mrs Pinchwife- Probably Intended for an Edition of Wycherley's Country Wife

A Suggested Reform in Ballet Costume

The Black Cape - Late 19th Century Fashion

Four ballerinas

"With all this spandex, it's less about fighting crime and more about fighting yeast infections."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

She's a Madonna impersonator! Oh, like a version!

Halloween is no excuse to come here dressed as a judge. You're just jealous because I stole your costume idea.

Maid

First, the horses already boarded, and second, I know you're the Johnsons.

Number three, put on the sheep's clothing and step forward.

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

"Funny Uniform!/Funny Hat!"

"Downton Abbey Road"

The Kink and I

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

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