Costume Party Fan Pillows

Beggar in superhero costume. Sign reads 'Will work for underdogs'.

Military Gent

"No. I can still see you."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

I want to hold your hand

Teapot

Piano costume

Lute

No Shoes, No Service.

Queen

Pirates Not Allowed

Pirate

'It's so embarrassing! We're robbing a bank, not holding up a stagecoach!'

'Your promotion came through Flashman, you'll now be working in Accounts.'

The rest of the herd were not amused.

'I've come as a brownie.'

Boy George.

Witch

Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"No, no. Not 'pilot.' I said 'pirate.' So what do you do?"

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cow Pinatas

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Scarpia from Tosca

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork