Costume Party Aficionado Pillows

"You two seem oddly suited."

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

Trump and Musk

'Hi Folks! Just thought we'd drop by and see how the other half lives.'

Girl in cow onesie.

Some people thought she'd taken the whole Dickens thing a bit far...

Grandfather Clock

Wine bottle

"Just be yourself."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Mardi Gras

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Pirate

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Champagne

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

A man washing a mascot costume

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Falstaff

A little bird told me...